Where the mundane meets the sublime, and the absurd meets the mundane.
Here, you will learn the ancient art of countermeasures, where the unrefined becomes refined, and the refined becomes... more refined.
Our courses are taught by the most advanced, yet somehow, still somehow, somehow, prophets.
Our faculty consists of the most esteemed, yet somehow, somehow, somehow, prophets.
They have mastered the art of predicting the predictable, and the unpredictable, and the predictably unpredictable.